"I am going to take your precious money and I’m gonna destroy everything you ever loved, and you can’t stop me."

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me

Happy 22nd Birthday Nick Jonas! (September 16th, 1992)

I love my skin!

On being vegan: “It’s a commitment that I’m 100 percent dedicated to because a) of my love for animals, and b) I’m obsessed with my health because my family has a terrible history with cancer.”

“I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”

(via r2—d2)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

MW